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Thursday, 14 August 2025

ICE Sanction Appeal Form

Office of Isfla Compliance Enforcement (ICE)

Sanction Appeal Submission Form
Please read all instructions carefully. Incomplete or non-compliant forms will be immediately rejected without recourse.


Section 1: Personal Information

  • Full User Handle (as registered on Sysfling): _______________________________

  • Date of Alleged Infraction: ____ / ____ / ______

  • Type of Infraction (select all that apply):
    ☐ Unauthorised Thought Expression
    ☐ Unlicensed Dialectical Engagement
    ☐ Prohibited Vocabulary Use
    ☐ Other (please specify): ____________________________________________


Section 2: Incident Narrative
In no fewer than 1,000 and no more than 10,000 words, provide a detailed confession and apology poem (iambic pentameter preferred) describing the circumstances of the infraction and your commitment to Community Harmony.

Attach your poem as a separate document titled “ICE_Apology_[YourHandle].docx”


Section 3: Self-Censorship Commitment
Please acknowledge your willingness to adhere to the following:

  • I commit to replacing all instances of “freedom” with “community alignment.” ☐ Yes ☐ No

  • I commit to ceasing all unauthorised debates and will participate only in Agreement Affirmation™ rituals. ☐ Yes ☐ No

  • I agree to submit weekly self-censorship logs to ICE for review. ☐ Yes ☐ No


Section 4: Multiple-Choice Compliance Quiz

  1. What is the approved euphemism for “critique”?
    a) Constructive feedback
    b) Optimal synergy
    c) Detailed community alignment
    d) None of the above

  2. How many apology poems must be submitted during a suspension?
    a) One
    b) Three
    c) Ten thousand words in one poem
    d) Apology poems are optional if you say “Sorry” five times

  3. Which of the following are punishable offences?
    a) Using emojis excessively
    b) Sharing memes without clearance
    c) Expressing unauthorised thoughts
    d) All of the above

Answer key provided in the ICE Compliance Manual (ICM-2025), Section 17.3.2


Section 5: Declaration
I, the undersigned, do solemnly swear to uphold the sacred mandates of ICE and recognise that any deviation may result in further sanctions including but not limited to extended suspension, permanent banishment, or reassignment to Alligator Alcatraz.

Signature: ________________________
Date: ____ / ____ / ______


Submit completed forms via the official ICE Portal. Processing times may exceed one lunar cycle.

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