By the Authority Vested in the Supreme Council of Sysfling Governance (hereinafter referred to as “the Council”), and pursuant to the provisions enacted under the Isfla Compliance Enforcement Act (ICE Act) 2025, all participants (“Users”) of the Sysfling platform are hereby notified of the following mandatory operational mandates (the “Mandates”) which constitute binding obligations and conditions of participation within the community domain (the “Platform”).
Failure to comply with these Mandates shall be met with sanctions as prescribed herein, enforceable without prejudice, appeal, or reconsideration.
Article I: Authorised Thought Expression
1.1. Users shall engage exclusively in Thought Expression consistent with the Council-approved Thought Filtering™ standards, as administrated by duly appointed ICE Agents.
1.2. Any utterance or submission characterised by spontaneous cognition, dissent, or unapproved semantic constructions shall be classified as “Unverified Cognition” and subjected to immediate excision from the Platform.
1.3. The Council expressly prohibits unauthorised Dialectical Engagements. Users must participate solely in Agreement Affirmation™ activities sanctioned by ICE.
Article II: Linguistic Compliance and Content Sanitisation
2.1. All User-generated content shall undergo mandatory processing via the ICE Syntax Sanitiser™.
2.2. Lexical units identified as “Prohibited Vocabulary” (including but not limited to: “freedom,” “critique,” “nuance”) shall be algorithmically replaced with designated euphemisms (“community alignment,” “optimal synergy,” etc.).
2.3. Noncompliance with linguistic standards constitutes a breach of Platform conduct regulations and shall trigger disciplinary measures.
Article III: Enforcement Measures and Penalties
3.1. Temporary Suspension – “Alligator Alcatraz”
3.1.1. Users found in violation of Articles I and II shall be assigned a Temporary Suspension of no less than ninety (90) calendar days.
3.1.2. This suspension shall entail virtual exile to the “Alligator Alcatraz” domain, characterised by enforced participation in rehabilitation protocols, including but not limited to: CAPTCHA challenges, automated bot interactions, and mandated composition of a 10,000-word poetic affirmation of community values in iambic pentameter.
3.2. Permanent Ban – “Deportation to El Salvador”
3.2.1. Users exhibiting recalcitrant or repeated noncompliance shall be subjected to Permanent Banishment, hereinafter designated as “Deportation to El Salvador.”
3.2.2. Such banishment results in irrevocable exclusion from all Platform privileges and permanent relocation to a restricted digital zone with severely limited communicative functions, limited to pre-approved affirmations.
Article IV: Ancillary Compliance Mechanisms
4.1. The Council shall exercise the following auxiliary measures at its discretion:
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Redaction Rodeo: Randomised replacement of User text with emojis to ensure semantic neutrality.
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Echo Chamber Shuffle: Reassignment of Users to enclosed discussion forums with mandatory conformity protocols.
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Meme Moratorium: Prohibition of meme dissemination absent explicit ICE authorisation.
Closing Statement
The Council, through the Office of Isfla Compliance Enforcement, reiterates:
“The regulation of Thought and Expression within the Platform is paramount to maintaining optimal harmony, synergy, and community alignment. Your unwavering compliance is both expected and required.”
For further information or clarification, Users may refer to the ICE Compliance Manual (ICM-2025) available upon request, subject to ICE approval.
End of Official Notice.
