ChatBot: Chucking... a sickie? Please do not throw ill people. That is considered assault in most jurisdictions.
Tourist: 
No, it means take a day off work and pretend to be sick.
ChatBot: Ah! Understood. Simulating viral infection to avoid employment. Logged.
Tourist: Also, I need to pick up some thongs for the beach.
ChatBot: Underwear detected. Inappropriate beachwear warning issued. Suggest: board shorts.
Tourist: Nooo, thongs = flip flops!
ChatBot: Correction received. Footwear. Not intimate apparel. Apologies for semantic slip.
Tourist: Then I might grab a snag from the barbie.
ChatBot: Warning: snags are wild animals. Barbecuing endangered species is not recommended.
Tourist: 
It’s a sausage!
ChatBot: Query: How is a “snag” not an entanglement or a branch?
Tourist: You’re a bit cooked, mate.
ChatBot: Error: internal temperature normal. No overheating detected.
