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Monday, 26 May 2025

🏕️ MODAL ADJUNCTS ANNUAL RETREAT ITINERARY

🏕️ MODAL ADJUNCTS ANNUAL RETREAT ITINERARY
"Where certainty takes a back seat to vibes."
Location: The Tentative Hills, Possibly NSW
Theme: "It Depends."


Day 1 – Arrival & Icebreakers (Sort Of)

12:00 PM – Arrival & Non-Committal Check-in
Location: Reception, Maybe Lodge
🧳 Bags are “likely” taken to rooms. No promises.

1:30 PM – Welcome Address by Surely Susan
Speech title: "We’re Definitely Not Completely Unsure About This."

2:30 PM – Trust Fall Activity (Optional)
Facilitated by Probably Phil
⚠️ Results may vary. Helmet optional, yet advisable.

4:00 PM – Workshop: “The Many Shades of Maybe”
Instructor: Possibly Pauline
Includes live demonstrations of “sort of,” “kind of,” “more or less,” and the ever-popular “ish.”

6:00 PM – Dinner (Weather Permitting)
Menu: Tofu Stroganoff (unless it's beef)
Dessert: Cake (probably)
Venue: The Hall of Tentative Nourishment

8:00 PM – Campfire Story Circle
Hosted by Marginally Mike
Topic: “Times We Almost Took a Stand (And Why We Didn’t)”
Bonus marshmallow for anyone who changes their mind mid-story.


Day 2 – Optional Reflections

7:00 AM – Morning Yoga with Arguably Alex
Focus: Balancing your modal energy. Poses include:

  • The Uncertain Warrior

  • Schrödinger’s Dog

  • The Half-hearted Sun Salute

9:00 AM – Panel Discussion: “Actually Alan – Reformed or Rebranded?”
Debate moderated by Sometimes Sam.
Alan is present, but only in a supportive clause.

11:00 AM – Group Therapy: “Living with Lexical Doubt”
Led by Dr. Seemingly Serena
Trigger warning: Ambiguity

1:00 PM – Lunch: Build Your Own Uncertainty Wraps
Choose your fillings, then second-guess them.

3:00 PM – Breakout Sessions (Select One):

  • “How to Say Things Without Really Saying Them”

  • “Modal Mood Swings: From Must to Might”

  • “Commitment Issues in Subjunctive Spaces”

6:00 PM – Gala Dinner & Awards
Dress code: Ambiguous formal
Awards include:

  • Most Tentative Statement

  • Least Committal Apology

  • Alan’s Award for Righteous Certainty (currently under review)


Day 3 – Farewell-ish

10:00 AM – Closing Circle: “What We’ve Maybe Learned”
Each participant shares a half-formed insight.
No eye contact required.

11:30 AM – Dispersal
Transportation options:

  • Bus (possibly leaving at noon)

  • Alan’s ride (guaranteed, but no one wants it)



Saturday, 24 May 2025

The Chomskyan Dogma

Noam Chomsky’s linguistic theory, despite its fame and influence, is one of the most scientifically tenuous frameworks ever to dominate a discipline. Its towering claims about an innate Universal Grammar and a modular language faculty are less groundbreaking discoveries than ideological commitments masquerading as objective science. The “generative grammar” paradigm is a fortress of assumptions, defended by invocations of abstraction and idealisation — but once you break through the smoke and mirrors, it crumbles under empirical scrutiny and philosophical rigour.


1. The Myth of Universal Grammar: Biology or Ideology?

Chomsky’s Universal Grammar (UG) is presented as a biological endowment, a hardwired blueprint that preconfigures the human brain for language acquisition. This is pure speculation dressed up in neuro-linguistic jargon. Despite decades of research, no unequivocal evidence exists for any such richly specified, innate grammar module. Neuroscience repeatedly fails to find any discrete “language organ,” and language acquisition correlates heavily with environmental exposure and social interaction, not a mysterious pre-set template.

What we see instead is a stubborn ideological clinging to the idea that language is “special” and separate from general cognition. This is an outdated, dualistic mindset reminiscent of 19th-century phrenology, not modern cognitive science. Chomsky’s UG is a metaphysical postulate rather than an empirically validated theory.


2. The Competence-Performance Divide: Ignoring Reality

The rigid distinction between competence (idealised linguistic knowledge) and performance (actual language use) is an artificial and scientifically useless dichotomy. By dismissing performance as “noise,” Chomsky systematically ignores the very data linguistics should explain: speech errors, hesitations, dialectal variation, code-switching, social interaction, and pragmatics.

Language is not a tidy mental code hidden from view; it is a lived, variable practice inseparable from context. The competence-performance split is a convenient sleight of hand that allows Chomskyan linguistics to dodge the messy, unpredictable, and fundamentally social reality of language.


3. Language as a Formal System: Reductionism Run Amok

Treating language as a formal generative system — essentially a set of recursive rules combining discrete units — is a gross oversimplification. This approach reduces language to a cold, mathematical puzzle and ignores the rich, gradient, usage-based, and dynamic nature of real languages.

Contemporary evidence from corpus linguistics, psycholinguistics, and cognitive science overwhelmingly supports models that emphasise frequency, analogy, context, and embodiment. Chomsky’s abstraction strips away meaning and usage, turning language into an artificial construct divorced from cognition and communication.


4. The “Language Faculty” as a Mental Module: Cartesian Ghost in the Machine

Chomsky’s insistence on a modular, mentalist language faculty reproduces an old Cartesian dualism: mind vs. body, language vs. world. This internalism excludes social, cultural, and pragmatic dimensions, presenting language as a mental object isolated from the environment.

This view is scientifically untenable. Language emerges through interaction, negotiation, and embodiment, none of which fits the neat box of a mental organ. The “language faculty” is a conceptual artefact sustained by theoretical inertia and academic tradition, not biological reality.


5. The Ideal Speaker-Listener: An Academic Fantasy

The ideal speaker-listener model — a hypothetical homogeneous agent with perfect competence in a uniform community — is a fantasy that has no counterpart in real linguistic communities. It ignores multilingualism, dialect diversity, sociolinguistic stratification, and individual variation.

By prioritising this abstraction, Chomskyan theory renders itself irrelevant for understanding how people actually use and acquire language in the real world.


6. The Iron Grip of Ideology Over Empiricism

The biggest problem with Chomskyan linguistics is its ideological ossification. Once the framework’s key assumptions were set, contradictory empirical data were either ignored, reinterpreted through convoluted postulates, or simply dismissed.

This scientific dogmatism has stifled alternative approaches — such as functionalism, cognitive linguistics, usage-based models, and social interactionist perspectives — which provide more comprehensive, testable, and empirically grounded accounts of language.


Conclusion: Time to Retire the Chomskyan Empire

Chomsky’s linguistic theory stands as a monument to intellectual hubris. It is less a scientific theory and more a faith-based system, sustained by abstract reasoning and insulated from the messy realities of language as human practice.

For linguistics to progress, it must abandon the shackles of the UG myth, the competence-performance illusion, and the modular language faculty fiction. Instead, it should embrace interdisciplinary, empirical, and socially grounded approaches that treat language as an embodied, interactive, and dynamic phenomenon.

The Chomskyan empire has had its day — now it’s time to move beyond the dogma and embrace linguistic science for what it truly is: the study of language in the wild.

Monday, 19 May 2025

🎭 THE TRIAL OF ACTUALLY ALAN

🎭 THE TRIAL OF ACTUALLY ALAN
A Dramatic Tribunal of the Modal Adjuncts


SCENE:
A dimly lit grammar hall. A long table sits beneath a banner reading "The Modal Adjuncts: It Depends." Seated are the high council: Probably Phil, Possibly Pauline, Surely Susan, and the stenographer, Marginally Mike, who’s taking minutes in pencil, just in case.

ENTER: ACTUALLY ALAN
Wearing a suit made entirely of italics. He strides in and immediately corrects the pronunciation of “adjunct.”


ACT I: The Indictment

Surely Susan (Chairperson):
"Alan, you stand before this council charged with egregious certainty. You used ‘actually’ in a sentence three times in a single tweet. How do you plead?"

Actually Alan (defiant):
"Factually. Indisputably. Correctly."

(Gasps from the council. Phil faints into a hedge of hypotheticals.)


ACT II: The Evidence

Possibly Pauline:
"I present Exhibit A: an op-ed by Alan entitled 'Everyone Is Wrong But Me.'"

Actually Alan:
"I was right."

Surely Susan:
"Objection! To yourself?"

Actually Alan:
"Overruled. By me."

Marginally Mike (timidly):
“I wrote ‘allegedly overruled’ in the minutes.”


ACT III: The Defence

Actually Alan:
"My fellow adjuncts, hear me out. Uncertainty has its place, sure. But what of conviction? What of clarity? Without me, no one ever finishes a sentence!"

Probably Phil:
"Finishing is overrated. It’s likely better to trail off..."

Actually Alan:
"You need me. I bring contrast. Without me, you're just one long shrug."


ACT IV: The Verdict

Surely Susan (deliberating):
"This is… complex."

Possibly Pauline:
"I'm… open to possibilities."

Probably Phil:
“Could go either way.”

Marginally Mike (reads from scribbled parchment):
“The Council finds Actually Alan… conditionally reinstated, pending a probationary period in which he must replace ‘actually’ with ‘arguably’ at least 40% of the time.”

Actually Alan (sighs):
“Fine. Technically acceptable.”


CURTAIN FALLS
(Audience claps ambiguously.)

Monday, 12 May 2025

🕵️‍♂️ The Modal Adjuncts: Field Guide to the Shadiest Order in Linguistics

Official Motto: “It’s not that simple.”

Core Belief: Truth exists… but only with mitigating conditions, temporal modifiers, and room for plausible deniability.


🎭 Known Members

🔹 Probably Phil

  • Wears beige.

  • Once tried to take a position but broke out in hives.

  • Favourite saying: “I mean, it seems that way, doesn’t it?”

🔹 Possibly Pauline

  • Invented the shrug.

  • Leaves all doors slightly ajar.

  • Lives in a house with only frosted windows.

  • Favourite saying: “Well, I wouldn’t rule it out.”

🔹 Surely Susan

  • The evangelical of uncertainty.

  • Uses confidence as a decoy.

  • Favourite saying: “Surely, we can agree… can’t we?”

🔹 Actually Alan (Expelled)

  • Obsessed with correcting everyone.

  • Too certain. Too loud. Used italics in casual speech.

  • Now lives alone with a thesaurus and regret.


🕰 Initiation Ritual

To join the Modal Adjuncts, you must:

  1. Begin a sentence three times, abandoning each attempt halfway.

  2. Hedge a direct answer into a polite evasion.

  3. Casually undermine your own argument with a parenthetical aside.

e.g.,

“Look, I don’t not agree with that, but at the same time, it’s — well, it’s probably more nuanced than that, isn’t it?”


📚 Foundational Texts

  • Modality and Mood: Maybe Means Maybe

  • A Guide to Saying Something Without Actually Saying It

  • The Definite Guide to Indefinite Claims

  • Yes, No, and Everything In Between by Prof. Ambig U. Ous

Tuesday, 6 May 2025

Repositioning Attitude: Rebalancing Affect, Judgement, and Appreciation in Appraisal Theory

Appraisal theory, as developed within Systemic Functional Linguistics (SFL), offers a powerful framework for understanding interpersonal meaning. At the heart of the system is Attitude, the subsystem through which speakers and writers enact stances of evaluation. The conventional model of Attitude includes three regions: Affect (emotional evaluation), Judgement (moral evaluation), and Appreciation (aesthetic or valuative evaluation). While this tripartite model has provided a useful scaffold for textual analysis, it has also given rise to interpretive challenges—especially concerning the distinctiveness and relational logic of these categories.

In this post, we revisit the system of Attitude, focusing in particular on the status of Affect. We argue that the current configuration gives insufficient weight to the distinctiveness of affect as a semiotic resource, leading to confusions between interpersonal stance and experiential content. We propose a reconceptualisation in which Affect is treated as the central category, with Judgement and Appreciation reframed as more socially mediated enactments of stance rather than as mere projections or institutionalised forms of affect.


1. Affect as Central to Attitude

Affect, in the standard model, is defined as evaluation by reference to emotion. It includes expressions of happiness, security, satisfaction, fear, anger, etc. Yet affect is frequently treated not as an interpersonal enactment, but as an experiential category: a mental process, a feeling, or a state. This confuses the metafunctions. While experiential meanings may include emotions, Affect in Appraisal theory belongs to the interpersonal metafunction—it enacts stance. To say "I’m delighted" is not just to report an internal state; it is to position oneself in relation to others, inviting alignment or disalignment.

Recognising Affect as the core enactment of interpersonal stance helps clarify its function within Attitude. Unlike Judgement or Appreciation, Affect directly enacts the self in relation to an experience. It is the primary resource for interpersonal positioning, from which more socially codified or institutionally patterned evaluations may emerge.

We propose distinguishing three broad interpersonal orientations of Affect:

  • Enacting the self toward an experience (e.g. I love this book)

  • Enacting a relationship to others' evaluations (e.g. That must have felt awful for her)

  • Enacting alignment or disalignment with communal feelings (e.g. We all mourn his loss)

These orientations help preserve the interpersonal role of Affect without reducing it to mental states.


2. Rethinking Judgement and Appreciation

In the conventional model, Judgement evaluates behaviour and character by social norms, while Appreciation evaluates objects, performances, and processes aesthetically. These are often described as institutionalised forms of Affect—Judgement as affect shaped by moral codes, and Appreciation as affect shaped by cultural values.

But this view raises problems. One is metafunctional: if Affect enacts stance, then Judgement and Appreciation must also be interpersonal enactments, not experiential classifications. Another is empirical: it is possible to evaluate people aesthetically (a beautiful woman) and objects morally (a corrupt system)—blurring the supposedly strict experiential divide.

More importantly, this framing suggests that Affect is somehow more ‘primitive’ or personal, while the other two are evolved or systematised forms. But a child can just as easily say My teacher is ugly (Appreciation) or My teacher is unfair (Judgement) as they can say I hate my teacher (Affect). All three are interpersonal enactments of stance. What differs is not the degree of institutionalisation but the social domain of evaluation:

  • Affect: stance enacted via feeling

  • Judgement: stance enacted via moral positioning

  • Appreciation: stance enacted via valuative positioning

None of these is reducible to the others; all three are resources for enacting stance.


3. Reframing Institutionalisation within Attitude

In earlier formulations of appraisal theory, Judgement and Appreciation have often been described as institutionalised forms of Affect—that is, interpersonal evaluations shaped by social norms (Judgement) or cultural values (Appreciation). While this account captures something important about how evaluative meaning is patterned in discourse, it risks conflating interpersonal enactment with experiential representation. For instance, describing Appreciation as an “institutionalised affect” seems strained when evaluating something like “a beautiful painting” or “a chaotic system,” where emotion is not being enacted but rather attributed to or inferred from phenomena.

To clarify this, we propose a reframing: rather than treating Judgement and Appreciation as institutionalised Affect, we can say they are evaluative enactments that may draw on, but are not reduced to, affective orientation. They are not affect displaced into cultural or moral realms, but distinct interpersonal resources for enacting stance. The key metafunctional difference is that Affect enacts an emotional position (a relation to feelings), while Judgement and Appreciation enact social and aesthetic positions—still interpersonal, but not necessarily affective in origin.

This distinction helps explain why a child might say, “My teacher is unfair” (Judgement) or “My teacher is ugly” (Appreciation) without necessarily expressing or enacting a personal feeling, as they would with “I hate my teacher” (Affect). The former evaluate according to norms and values; the latter enacts a subjective stance.


4. Toward a Reconfigured System Network

Repositioning Affect as the central interpersonal system allows us to reconceive Attitude as a system of stance enactment, not merely a catalogue of evaluations. In this light, Judgement and Appreciation become adjacent resources for stance that differ in domain rather than in derivation:

  • Affect: enacts stance via emotion

  • Judgement: enacts stance via moral evaluation

  • Appreciation: enacts stance via aesthetic or valuative evaluation

This repositioning also clarifies boundaries. If Affect enacts emotional stance, then its subtypes should be defined not experientially (types of emotion), but interpersonally (types of enacted stance). For instance:

  • Security/Insecurity: stance of stability vs threat

  • Satisfaction/Dissatisfaction: stance of fulfilment vs frustration

  • Inclination/Aversion: stance of attraction vs repulsion

These are not internal states but intersubjective enactments—how one positions oneself emotionally in relation to an experience, a proposal, or a social value.


Conclusion: From Attitude to Stance

The standard tripartite model of Attitude—Affect, Judgement, Appreciation—has served Appraisal theory well, but its internal logic has often been opaque. By recentring Affect as the fundamental interpersonal enactment of stance, and reframing Judgement and Appreciation as parallel resources rather than institutionalised projections, we move toward a more coherent account. This reconceptualisation foregrounds the interpersonal metafunction, clears up confusion with experiential classifications, and invites a more dynamic understanding of how stance is enacted in discourse.

A final consequence of this repositioning is terminological: Attitude is no longer a fully satisfactory name for the system. If our interest is in how meaning-makers position themselves interpersonally through language, then Stance may be the more accurate term. Stance foregrounds interaction rather than evaluation, enactment rather than attribution—a subtle but necessary shift.

Such reframing does not undermine the utility of the original model, but enhances its descriptive and explanatory power by bringing the system into closer alignment with its semiotic function.


Appendix:  Diagnosing Theoretical Tensions in Appraisal Theory

In the course of developing a revised account of Attitude within appraisal theory, we encountered multiple challenges in sustaining a coherent, stratified, and metafunctionally consistent model. This companion post outlines those difficulties—not as flaws in our process, but as symptoms of deeper tensions within the original framework of appraisal theory. In doing so, it points to directions for theoretical development.

1. Asymmetry within the Attitude System

The first and most persistent difficulty concerns the asymmetry between the subsystems of Affect, Judgement, and Appreciation. While Affect is grounded in emotional stance—typically realised by mental processes or behavioural tokens of feeling—Judgement and Appreciation are construed as socially conventionalised, even institutionalised evaluations. This disjuncture introduces two problems:

  • It misaligns the categories with the interpersonal metafunction, whose purpose is not to catalogue experience but to enact social stance.

  • It presupposes a one-way derivation from Affect to Judgement and Appreciation, rather than modelling them as distinct yet interdependent forms of evaluative meaning.

2. Slippage Between Metafunctions

The model often confuses interpersonal meanings with experiential ones. Affect is frequently treated in terms of transitivity—who feels what and why—rather than how those feelings are enacted as interpersonal positioning. This is particularly problematic for an appraisal system that ought to operate primarily in the interpersonal metafunction. Our solution was to reframe Affect in terms of stance enactment rather than emotional description—recovering its metafunctional integrity.

3. Weakly Theorised Individuation

Appraisal theory assumes shared categories of social valuation but pays little attention to the cline of individuation—how evaluations vary among speakers, and how norms themselves evolve. The theoretical tools needed to track a speaker’s position relative to social consensus, ideology, or genre are only gestured at in the current model. This creates difficulties in distinguishing Judgement from Affect when, for instance, an evaluation like “He’s unfair” is both personally felt and socially situated.

4. Unbalanced System Network Development

The internal elaboration of Attitude subsystems is uneven. Appreciation is highly detailed, Judgement reasonably so, but Affect is underdeveloped and inconsistently differentiated. This has encouraged practitioners to import experiential taxonomies of emotion (e.g. Plutchik, Ekman), which may not align with the interpersonal function of language. We proposed a systematisation of Affect into three interpersonal subtypes:

  • Affect towards self (self-positioning)

  • Affect towards others (relational stance)

  • Affect towards values (value-affiliation)

This restores balance while avoiding experiential slippage.

5. The Problem of "Institutionalisation"

The metaphor of Judgement and Appreciation as "institutionalised" forms of Affect has intuitive appeal but lacks theoretical rigour. It implies a unidirectional scale from personal to social meaning, which doesn't hold up under scrutiny. For example, a child saying “My teacher is unfair” expresses Judgement without any sophisticated social norm being institutionalised. To avoid this, we reframed institutionalisation not as a historical process, but as a degree of alignment with socially recognisable patterns of evaluation—a form of intersubjective accountability, rather than derivation.

6. Terminological Drift

Terms like emotion, feeling, value, and evaluation are used variously and often ambiguously in the literature. This creates slippage not only between strata (e.g. semantics and lexicogrammar), but also between metafunctions. For example, value can mean a principle in social semantics, a positive evaluation in discourse semantics, or a token of affiliation in engagement theory. Greater terminological stratification is required.


Toward a More Coherent Appraisal Model

The challenges we've encountered are not unique to this attempt; they reflect limitations in the original formulation of appraisal theory. By engaging with them—drawing on stratification, metafunction, instantiation, and individuation—we've moved toward a more consistent, semiotically grounded account of Attitude as a system of stance.

These revisions do not dismantle appraisal theory; they refine it. In clarifying its scope and internal logic, they open new possibilities for meaning analysis across genres, cultures, and ideologies.

Monday, 5 May 2025

Roundtable: "What Is Real?" — A Linguistic Ontology Debate

Three linguists walk into a roundtable. One believes in atoms, one believes in signs, and one believes in both. What could possibly go wrong?

Participants:

  • Dr. StoneMaterial realist, fond of data, microscopes, and "getting real".

  • Professor HallidaySemiotic realist, sees meaning as the only reality.

  • Professor MatthiessenStraddles the fence, sees value in both perspectives.


Dr. Stone:
Let’s get right to it. I take “reality” to mean the world that exists whether or not we describe it—the material world. You can observe it, measure it, bump your head on it.

Halliday:
Ah. But I would say that what you’re calling “the world” only becomes real when it’s construed as meaning. Meaning is reality—constructed socially and semiotically.

Dr. Stone:
Meaning describes reality. It isn’t reality itself!

Halliday:
But how do you know reality without meaning? What you experience is not reality—it’s only potential for meaning. When you construe that experience, then you make reality.

Matthiessen:
I think you’re both onto something. Language construes experience and it’s a product of our biological and material embeddedness. Meaning is real, yes—but it’s also grounded in material processes.

Dr. Stone:
So you’re saying meaning emerges from the material?

Matthiessen:
Yes—and vice versa! The semiotic order reconfigures the material through how we act, talk, and make sense. It’s co-articulated.

Halliday:
Hmm. But that risks reintroducing a non-semiotic base as more fundamental. I’d caution against seeing meaning as emerging from the material, rather than transforming experience into meaning.

Dr. Stone:
Wait—so experience isn’t material?

Halliday:
Correct. Experience is not yet meaning, and therefore not yet real. It’s only when we construe experience—through systems of meaning—that we produce reality, whether that’s material-order meaning (phenomena) or semiotic-order meaning (metaphenomena).

Matthiessen:
Well, I wouldn’t want to collapse everything into language. I’d say there’s a world beyond it that language reaches toward.

Halliday:
And I would say: if you can reach it, you’ve construed it. If you haven’t construed it, it doesn’t yet belong to reality.

Dr. Stone:
So your so-called “reality” disappears without language?

Halliday:
Not disappears—doesn’t yet appear.


The discussion continues as coffee is poured, terms are redefined, and reality itself begins to feel like a clause complex.