Slogan: “Whose Words? Our Words.”
Location: Centre for Academic Fluidity (formerly the Honesty Office)
Event Format: Catered keynote with biodegradable cupcakes and oatmilk-only latte station
Presenters:
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Dr. Trystan Greenfield (they/them): Vice-Chancellor for Decolonised Cognition
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Ashleigh (she/her): Undergraduate Ambassador for Collective Authorship
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Special Guest: Zora (they/fae): AI Ethics PhD candidate and “citational anarchist”
OPENING REMARKS – DR. GREENFIELD (they/them)
For too long, we have privileged a narrow, Eurocentric understanding of “originality.” This fetishisation of authorship—of having a unique thought—is a relic of Enlightenment individualism and frankly reeks of intellectual property colonialism.
With the launch of the Intertextual Solidarity Initiative, we affirm that knowledge is a commons, not a commodity.
SLIDE: OLD vs. NEW LANGUAGE
Old Term | Intertextual Solidarity Equivalent |
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Plagiarism | Participatory Echoing |
Copying | Dialogical Reiteration |
Academic Dishonesty | Unmediated Intellectual Affection |
Original Work | Temporarily Authored Assemblage |
Citation Required | Optional Naming in the Spirit of Reciprocity |
ASHLEIGH (she/her):
When I handed in my gender studies essay using five uncredited TikTok comments, I wasn’t plagiarising—I was platforming marginalised digital voices. I now know I was simply ahead of policy.
ZORA (they/fae):
In my dissertation, I refused to cite anyone. I described it as “citation divestment”—a protest against epistemic gatekeeping. I received a High Distinction and a shortlisting for the Rhizomatic Thinking Award.
DR. GREENFIELD (they/them):
Some may ask, “But how will we assess students’ knowledge?” And to that we say: Why assess at all? Assessment is a hierarchical remnant of feudal academia. We are trialling a Vibe-Based Evaluation Matrix™, which includes:
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Emotional Resonance Quotient (ERQ)
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Citation Moodboard
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Gut Feeling of the Marker
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Aura of Effort
STUDENT TESTIMONIAL VIDEO (PLAYED ON STAGE)
“I submitted a Word doc that just said ‘Wikipedia is community.’ I got a B+ and a poem back from the professor.”— Kai (they/them), 2nd Year, Unspecified Humanities
Q&A SESSION
CAMPAIGN MATERIALS AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR:
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Zines: “Stealing Back the Mind: Intellectual Communism for Beginners”
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Sticker packs: “My Brain Is a Commons” / “Cite Me or Don’t—I’m Free”
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Bookmarks made from shredded Turnitin reports
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