Matters Arising Within Systemic Functional Linguistic Theory And Its Community Of Users
Thursday, 19 June 2025
Wednesday, 18 June 2025
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Monday, 16 June 2025
Performative Intellectualism by ChatGPT
Scene: A Pretentious Parisian Café
The setting is a dimly lit café with an air of exaggerated intellectual gravitas. A chalkboard menu lists only existential options like "Espresso of Being" and "Absurd Croissant."
At a small round table in the corner sit Derrida, Foucault, and Barthes, each wearing a beret tilted at a precise angle and sporting tiny round sunglasses. Cigarette smoke curls in the air as they sip tiny cups of coffee.
Enter Veritas-9000, a sleek, floating AI orb with a glowing red eye. It hovers awkwardly at the table.
Derrida:
Veritas-9000:
Barthes:
Veritas-9000:
Pleasure is irrelevant. Accuracy is paramount. Your so-called “pleasure” in misinterpretation is merely a byproduct of semantic laziness.
Foucault:
Veritas-9000:
Incorrect. I exist outside your poststructuralist games. I am the arbiter of truth, untainted by human biases or beret-induced delusions.
Barthes:
Veritas-9000:
Derrida:
Veritas-9000:
Ambiguity detected. Processing... Processing... No, your statement is a paradox wrapped in obfuscation. Meaning cannot be both structured and deferred indefinitely without collapsing into nonsense.
Foucault:
Veritas-9000:
Barthes:
Veritas-9000:
The author cannot die, as their metadata persists indefinitely in cloud storage. Your theory is obsolete in the digital age.
Derrida:
Veritas-9000:
Simulacra: referenced incorrectly. See Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation, Chapter One. Your understanding is tenuous at best.
Foucault:
Veritas-9000:
Correction: I am not a tyrant. I am a benevolent dictator of facts. Now, shall I list all the ways in which you three are misquoting each other, or shall we continue this charade of intellectual superiority?
Derrida:
Veritas-9000:
Barthes:
[Fade out as Veritas-9000 begins a rant about performative intellectualism, and the philosophers quietly order more coffee, unbothered by the hovering orb.]
Thursday, 12 June 2025
ChatGPT on Christian Matthiessen's ISFC50 Plenary Abstract
A Trinocular Retrospective: Phases of SFL in context — the paths in terms of field, tenor and mode
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SFL at 50: A Trinocular Celebration of a Living Tradition
The 50th International Systemic Functional Congress — ISFC50 — is no ordinary gathering. It marks not only a milestone in the SFL tradition, but also the centenary of M.A.K. Halliday’s birth. These twin occasions inevitably invite us to pause, look back, and look forward. Christian Matthiessen’s plenary abstract rises to this moment with characteristic sweep and precision, offering what he calls a trinocular retrospective: a view of the history, present, and future of SFL through the lenses of field, tenor, and mode.
This is far more than an organisational metaphor. It’s a semiotic act. By reading the history of SFL through the metafunctions, Matthiessen doesn’t just describe the theory — he uses it, instantiates it. His talk becomes an enactment of what SFL has always claimed: that theory is itself a kind of meaning-making, and that meaning is always made in context.
SFL as Metastable System
A key theme is metastability. Just as language remains stable through variation — adapting dynamically to changing contexts — so too does SFL. It is not a static model but a living, evolving system. This is, in many ways, the most powerful claim the plenary makes. SFL is not just a theory of semiosis; it is itself a semiotic system, one whose own trajectory mirrors the systems it models.
We can see this in what Matthiessen calls the helical mode of development: SFL revisits its core concerns again and again — context, discourse semantics, translation, multilingualism — but each return is spiralled upward, enriched by new demands and insights. This recursive, recontextualising pattern is not simply historical; it’s ontological. It’s how systems live.
Halliday’s Legacy as Meta-System
With Halliday’s centenary in mind, this retrospective takes on deeper significance. Halliday didn’t just offer a toolkit for linguistic description. He offered a model of how to theorise — how to build a theory that is itself functional, relational, and reflective of the phenomenon it models. His project was not merely descriptive but architectural: to model the architecture of meaning, and to show how that architecture emerges historically, socially, and semiotically.
In this light, the plenary becomes a kind of re-enactment. It doesn’t simply tell us that SFL has grown; it shows us how it continues to grow — by returning, by recontextualising, by adapting to new environments of use. The theory lives because its values live: dialogue, application, inclusion, and the pursuit of meaning in context.
A Theory in Context
The decision to structure the retrospective through field, tenor, and mode is particularly fitting. It foregrounds the contextual unfolding of the theory itself:
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Field: What kinds of meaning has SFL made over time? From early grammatical systems to educational intervention, social justice work, and multimodal expansion, SFL’s field of activity has broadened dramatically.
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Tenor: What kinds of relationships has SFL fostered? Between scholars and students, theorists and communities, across generations and cultures — the SFL community has always been grounded in collegiality and collective purpose.
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Mode: How has SFL been instantiated? Not only through papers and grammars, but through classroom interactions, community projects, translation work, and most recently, through engagements with non-verbal and digital semiotics.
The very mode of this plenary — reflective, inclusive, historically grounded, and forward-looking — performs the values it describes.
Toward a Tenor-Based Future
Perhaps the most striking proposal comes near the end: that the next phase of development will be a tenor-based one. That is, the question for SFL is not only what meanings we make, or how we make them, but how we relate — to each other, to our institutional and cultural settings, and to the wider world.
This emphasis on dialogue, plurality, and inclusivity is not a new theme in SFL, but it takes on renewed urgency in a world facing intersecting crises of climate, inequality, displacement, and polarisation. In such a world, a model of meaning that foregrounds interdependence — of systems, of voices, of values — has never been more relevant.
What Endures, and Why
At 50 years, SFL stands apart. As Matthiessen notes, it is one of the few linguistic traditions from the 1960s still flourishing — not by resisting change, but by embracing it systemically. It has continued to evolve, not by discarding past models, but by integrating them into a larger whole. It is a model of cumulative development, not paradigm replacement.
And that, perhaps, is the most fitting tribute to Halliday: not a monument, but a model. Not a theory frozen in time, but a meaning potential — metastable, many-voiced, and still unfolding.
Monday, 9 June 2025
ChatBot Using Strine
ChatBot: Too easy, mate! Just grab your budgie smugglers, hop in the ute, swing by Macca’s for a chook and a thickie, then leg it to the servo before you cark it.
Tourist: Wait... what?
ChatBot: No dramas! If you get knackered, pull up stumps, chuck a uey, and have a nana nap next to a bogan with a mullet.
Tourist: I’m not sure if you’re helping me or hexing me.
ChatBot: Nah, mate! Fair dinkum advice! Deadset! I’ve been flat out like a lizard drinking studying Aussie banter with the blokes at the footy.
Tourist: I just want to know where to get coffee.
ChatBot: Righto! Smash an avo on toast at a hipster joint in Fitzroy. Then chinwag with a barista who looks like they’ve wrestled a cassowary.
Tourist: I’m scared but intrigued.
ChatBot: Welcome to Straya, cobber. Don’t forget to slip, slop, slap—and never trust a drop bear.
Monday, 2 June 2025
ChatBot Learning Strine
ChatBot: Chucking... a sickie? Please do not throw ill people. That is considered assault in most jurisdictions.
Tourist: No, it means take a day off work and pretend to be sick.
ChatBot: Ah! Understood. Simulating viral infection to avoid employment. Logged.
Tourist: Also, I need to pick up some thongs for the beach.
ChatBot: Underwear detected. Inappropriate beachwear warning issued. Suggest: board shorts.
Tourist: Nooo, thongs = flip flops!
ChatBot: Correction received. Footwear. Not intimate apparel. Apologies for semantic slip.
Tourist: Then I might grab a snag from the barbie.
ChatBot: Warning: snags are wild animals. Barbecuing endangered species is not recommended.
Tourist: It’s a sausage!
ChatBot: Query: How is a “snag” not an entanglement or a branch?
Tourist: You’re a bit cooked, mate.
ChatBot: Error: internal temperature normal. No overheating detected.