THE THREE WISE PERSONS

An Epistemic Accountability Hearing

Convened by:

The Committee for Knowledge Legitimacy & Narrative Power

Venue:

Seminar Room C (U-shaped seating, no head of table)

Chair:

Dr Prudence Contextualis (they/them), Critical Epistemology

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OPENING STATEMENT

The Chair begins:

“We are not here to deny your experience.

We are here to interrogate the conditions under which it came to matter.”

The Three Wise Persons exchange glances.

They have not prepared slides.

This is noted.

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ISSUE 1: CLAIMED EXPERTISE

Chair:

“You are described as wise. Could you clarify the basis of this designation?”

Wise Person 1:

“We have studied the stars.”

A murmur in the room.

Chair:

“Stars as in… lived celestial experience?

Or stars as in abstract objects interpreted through an elite knowledge system?”

A subcommittee is immediately formed.

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ISSUE 2: ASTROLOGY AS EVIDENCE

An external reviewer asks:

“What epistemic safeguards were in place to prevent confirmation bias?”

Wise Person 2:

“The star moved.”

Gasps.

A statistician raises a hand:

“Moved how?”

Wise Person 2:

“Meaningfully.”

This is recorded as “insufficiently operationalised.”

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ISSUE 3: ACCESS AND PRIVILEGE

Chair:

“Who else had access to the stars?”

Wise Person 3:

“Technically… everyone.”

Chair:

“And yet only you arrived with conclusions.”

Silence.

A student observer whispers:

“Classic gatekeeping.”

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ISSUE 4: KNOWLEDGE TRANSFER

Chair:

“Why did you not submit your findings to the local community for validation?”

Wise Person 1:

“We brought gifts.”

The Chair closes their eyes.

“Material offerings do not substitute for methodological transparency.”

Gold is flagged as extractive.

Frankincense as unethically traded.

Myrrh as “oddly presumptive.”

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ISSUE 5: THE STAR ITSELF

A critical astronomer asks:

“Did you consult the star about being used as evidence?”

The Wise Persons do not answer.

A note is made:

Possible celestial appropriation.

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ISSUE 6: THE CHILD

Chair (gently):

“On what basis did you identify this infant as epistemically significant?”

Wise Person 3:

“It felt… obvious.”

The room stiffens.

Chair:

“Feeling is valid.

Universality is not.”

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PRELIMINARY FINDINGS

The Committee concludes:

• Wisdom appears self-ascribed and insufficiently contextualised

• Knowledge production relied on:

  • elite literacy

  • symbolic capital

  • and unaudited celestial indicators

• No evidence of peer review, community consultation, or reflexive positionality statements

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RECOMMENDATIONS

1. The title “Wise” to be suspended pending review

2. Future journeys to include:

   • community representatives

   • ethics approval

   • and a clear research question

3. Gifts to be replaced with:

   • open-access explanations

   • reflective listening

   • and an apology to the shepherds

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WISE PERSONS’ RESPONSE

After consultation, they issue a statement:

“We acknowledge that our knowing emerged from a particular cosmology.

We commit to learning differently.

We will continue following stars,

but more humbly.”

They are reclassified as:

The Three Contextually Situated Knowledge Seekers

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CLOSING LINE

The Chair concludes:

“Wisdom is not cancelled.

It is… under review.”

THE SANTA CLAUS TRUTH & RECONCILIATION PROCESS

“Reckoning with Red: A Seasonal Inquiry”

Convened by:

The Office for Festive Accountability

In partnership with the Centre for Post-Mythic Justice

Venue:

The Great Hall (chairs in a circle; no podium)

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OPENING ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

The Chair opens solemnly:

“We acknowledge that we gather today on lands that have experienced unconsented gift-giving,

imposed cheer,

and centuries of unresolved ‘naughty’ classifications.”

A moment of reflective silence follows.

It lasts too long.

No one knows how to end it.

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SANTA’S OPENING STATEMENT

Santa (they/them, following consultation) removes the hat.

“I come here not to defend,

but to listen.

And to take responsibility where responsibility feels seasonally appropriate.”

They pause.

“I acknowledge that my practices emerged in a different cultural moment.”

Several commissioners write “problematic temporal defence”.

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ISSUE 1: SURVEILLANCE

A commissioner asks:

“Can you speak to the claim that you have been watching children without consent?”

Santa sighs.

“The list was… informal.”

Gasps.

An expert witness testifies that:

• omniscience is not neutral

• watching “when you’re sleeping” is not care

• and knowing thoughts raises data sovereignty concerns

Santa agrees to:

• suspend list-based evaluation

• stop making moral assessments

• and delete all legacy behavioural data (pending legal advice)

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ISSUE 2: LABOUR PRACTICES

An Elf Collective representative speaks:

“For centuries, our joy was assumed.

Our smallness aestheticised.

Our productivity mythologised.”

Santa nods vigorously.

“I confused cheer with consent.”

A recommendation is made:

• elves will unionise

• toy production will slow

• some Christmases may feel “lighter, but more ethical”

Santa accepts this.

Markets tremble.

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ISSUE 3: CULTURAL IMPOSITION

A commissioner asks:

“Why were chimneys universalised?”

Santa has no answer.

Evidence is presented that:

• many cultures do not have chimneys

• some consider unsolicited entry a crime

• cookies were never fairly sourced

Santa whispers:

“I see that now.”

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ISSUE 4: THE NAUGHTY / NICE BINARY

This is the hardest moment.

A child’s testimony is read aloud:

“I was naughty because I was sad.”

The room breaks.

Santa removes the beard.

“I weaponised behaviourism.”

The binary is formally abolished.

Children will henceforth be:

“contextually situated beings in process.”

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RECOMMENDATIONS OF THE COMMISSION

1. Santa to cease unilateral gift allocation

2. Gift-giving to become:

   • mutual

   • transparent

   • and emotionally optional

3. Reindeer to receive rest, recognition, and seasonal autonomy

4. Christmas Eve reframed as:

   “A Night of Non-Obligatory Exchange”

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SANTA’S CLOSING WORDS

“I will no longer arrive unannounced.

I will no longer judge.

I will knock—metaphorically.

And if I am not welcomed, I will sit with that.”

Applause is discouraged.

Instead, the room hums softly.

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FINAL COMMUNIQUÉ

The Commission concludes:

“Santa Claus is not cancelled.

Santa Claus is… complicated.

Reconciliation will be ongoing,

iterative,

and reviewed annually.”

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POSTSCRIPT

That year, Christmas still happened.

There were fewer presents.

More conversations.

Several unresolved feelings.

And somewhere, quietly,

a red suit hung unused—

waiting for consent.

“Silent Night” (Reframed for Contemporary Audiences)

 CONTENT WARNING

Before proceeding, please note:

The following musical artefact contains themes, imagery, and tonal structures that may be distressing, exclusionary, or emotionally directive for some listeners.

Engagement is optional.

Silence is respected.

Participation is discouraged.

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⚠️ POTENTIAL CONTENT CONCERNS ⚠️

This carol may include:

• Silence, which has historically been weaponised to suppress marginalised voices

• Night, which may evoke fear, isolation, or circadian dysregulation

• Infant imagery, presented without prior consent or narrative agency

• Divinity, implied rather than disclosed

• Calmness, framed as universal rather than situational

• Stars, positioned hierarchically above participants

• Sleep, encouraged without regard for trauma histories

Listener discretion is advised.

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LANGUAGE AND REPRESENTATION

• Use of the phrase “all is calm” risks invalidating lived experiences of unrest.

• The term “holy” is not clearly defined and may privilege certain metaphysical frameworks.

• Gendered pronouns are inconsistently applied and insufficiently interrogated.

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POWER DYNAMICS

• The infant is positioned as central without consultation.

• Surrounding figures (animals, parents, angels) are rendered narratively supportive rather than autonomous.

• Lullaby structure may induce compliance or emotional passivity.

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TEMPORAL ASSUMPTIONS

• Implies a singular, stable moment of peace.

• Reinforces linear time (night → sleep → salvation).

• Offers no opt-out for those not ready to rest, heal, or transcend.

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MUSICAL ELEMENTS

• Melody encourages emotional convergence, which may feel coercive.

• Repetition may reinforce normative affective states.

• Harmonies subtly imply resolution.

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REVISED LYRICAL NOTICE (IN LIEU OF SINGING)

This song gestures toward quiet,

without guaranteeing it.

It references care,

without prescribing comfort.

Any feelings you experience

are valid,

except those imposed by the melody.

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RECOMMENDED ALTERNATIVES

• Reflective humming in a key of your choosing

• Sitting with unresolved feelings

• Leaving the room without explanation

• Replacing the carol with a facilitated discussion about seasonal expectations

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FACILITATOR’S CLOSING NOTE

“We acknowledge that not everyone experiences peace as safe.

This content warning is not an invitation to sing,

but an invitation to notice how singing itself operates.”

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FINAL LINE (FOR THE PROGRAM)

This carol has been responsibly contextualised.

No harmony was assumed.

THE NATIVITY, REIMAGINED

A Horizontal Power Collective in Six Scenes

Presented by:

The Seasonal Justice Ensemble

(with support from the Office of Narrative Equity)

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CAST (SELF-SELECTED, ROTATING)

• Mary (they/she) — gestational participant

• Joseph (he/they) — logistical ally

• The Infant — pre-consensual presence

• The Shepherds — rural stakeholders

• The Magi — epistemically problematic visitors

• The Angel — non-corporeal facilitator

• The Donkey — silent but centred

No roles are fixed. Anyone may step in or out at any time.

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SCENE I: THE ANNUNCIATION (REVISED)

The Angel does not “announce”.

Instead, they open with:

“I’m not here to tell you anything.

I’m here to ask whether you’re open to a conversation.”

Mary requests:

• clarification

• boundaries

• and a written summary

The concept of divine will is immediately flagged as hierarchical.

The Angel apologises.

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SCENE II: THE BIRTH (DE-CENTRED)

The birth does not “happen”.

It emerges.

The Infant is not placed in a manger, as this would imply:

• containment

• ownership

• and agricultural metaphors

Instead, the Infant is co-present with the group.

No one says “baby”.

They say:

“This being, as they are.”

Applause is discouraged.

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SCENE III: THE SHEPHERDS ARRIVE

The Shepherds enter cautiously, having checked whether their presence is welcome.

They say:

“We come not to witness, but to hold space.”

Someone asks why shepherds were chosen.

A discussion begins about:

• rural romanticism

• labour exploitation

• and whether sheep have been adequately consulted

The sheep are acknowledged.

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SCENE IV: THE MAGI PROBLEM

The Magi arrive with gifts.

Immediate tension.

Gold is flagged as:

• extractive

• monetised

• and aggressively shiny

Frankincense is questioned for its colonial trade history.

Myrrh is deemed “a bit much for a newborn.”

The Magi apologise and offer instead:

• lived experience

• reflective listening

• and a land acknowledgement

Their astrology is appreciated but not endorsed.

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SCENE V: THE QUESTION OF SALVATION

Someone asks:

“Is this child meant to save us?”

The room falls silent.

Mary responds carefully:

“We are trying not to project expectations onto this being.”

Joseph adds:

“If anything happens, it will be co-created.”

The concept of “messiah” is retired in favour of:

“Emergent Relational Possibility.”

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SCENE VI: THE CLOSING CIRCLE

There is no finale.

Instead, everyone sits in a circle.

The Angel facilitates a reflection:

• What did this birth feel like?

• Where did hierarchy show up?

• Did anyone feel centred without consent?

The Donkey is thanked for their emotional labour.

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PROGRAM NOTES

• No star appears, as celestial bodies should not imply destiny.

• No “Silent Night” is sung, as silence has been weaponised historically.

• No conclusion is reached.

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FINAL LINE (DELIVERED BY THE ANGEL)

“Nothing has been foretold.

Nothing has been fulfilled.

Something has happened,

and we will continue unpacking it in the new year.”

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THE FESTIVE SEASON AT THE UNIVERSITY OF INCLUSIVE TIME (A Seasonal Programme of Care, Accountability, and Managed Joy)

1. THE HOLIDAY EMAIL

Subject line:

Re: Re: Re: End-of-Year Pause (Formerly “Christmas”)

The Vice-Chancellor writes:

As we approach the season previously known as Christmas,

we wish to acknowledge the diversity of temporal, spiritual, and seasonal experiences present within our community.

Accordingly, the University will observe a Festive Pause, recognising:

• winter (where applicable)

• summer (where applicable)

• non-linear experiences of time

• and those for whom December is simply “late capitalism, but colder”.

Staff are reminded that:

• Saying “Merry Christmas” is not prohibited, but strongly contextualised.

• Saying “Happy Holidays” is preferred.

• Saying nothing is safest.

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2. THE INCLUSIVE TREE INCIDENT

A Christmas tree appears in the foyer.

Within 30 minutes:

• A working group is formed.

• The tree is reclassified as a Coniferous Seasonal Installation.

• Baubles are replaced with neutral, non-representational spheres.

A placard explains:

This installation is not a tree.

It is a gesture toward verticality.

Someone asks why it is still star-shaped at the top.

The star is removed and replaced with a polyhedron.

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3. THE GIFT EXCHANGE

The department agrees to a “Non-Mandatory, Non-Reciprocal, Non-Material Gift Moment.”

Gifts include:

• A donation made on your behalf to an organisation you’ve never heard of

• A book no one has read but everyone has cited

• A card that says:

  “In lieu of joy, please accept this acknowledgement.”

One person accidentally brings chocolates.

They apologise.

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4. THE END-OF-YEAR PARTY

Renamed:

The Gathering of Persisting Colleagues

Music is played at a volume that allows:

• conversation

• reflection

• and immediate withdrawal if overstimulated

Alcohol is available, but:

• wine is labelled “fermented grape narrative”

• beer is “grain-based conviviality”

Someone suggests a toast.

A debate ensues about whether toasting implies hierarchy.

Eventually, everyone raises their glasses sideways, in solidarity.

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5. THE SECRET SANTA SCANDAL

Secret Santa is cancelled after it is noted that:

• secrecy is epistemically violent

• surprise reproduces power asymmetries

• and Santa himself has unresolved issues around labour, surveillance, and borders

It is replaced with:

Transparent Seasonal Redistribution Circle

Everyone gives the same gift to everyone else:

a reusable tote bag printed with the words

“This Means Something”

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6. BETWEEN CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR

This period is officially designated:

The Liminal Administrative Void

No emails may be sent.

Except urgent ones.

Which are all urgent.

Auto-replies read:

I am currently resting, reflecting, or resisting.

I will respond when time feels appropriate.

Nothing is resolved.

Several committees are formed.

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7. NEW YEAR’S EVE

Countdowns are discouraged for being:

• teleological

• linear

• and exclusionary to those not ready for change

Instead, the year is gently released.

At midnight:

• no one cheers

• no one claps

• a single facilitator whispers:

  “Let us acknowledge the year, without demanding transformation.”

Fireworks are replaced by a moment of ethically complex silence.

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8. THE NEW YEAR MESSAGE

January 1st, 9:04 am.

An email arrives:

As we enter the new calendar year (for those who recognise it),

we encourage you to set intentions rather than goals,

aspirations rather than plans,

and feelings rather than expectations.

Please remember:

growth is optional,

productivity is contextual,

and rest is a form of resistance (unless it interferes with KPIs).

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And so the year ended—not with a bang, but with a carefully facilitated acknowledgement,

fully minuted, inclusively framed,

and postponed until the new year for further consultation.

COSMIC ACADEMIA COMPENDIUM

Title: “The Emergent Chronicle: A Compendium of Cosmic Academia, 29 Scenes of Pedagogical Liberation”

Editors: Featherina Mooncall-Tweetwise (they/them) & Orion Moonshadow (they/them)

Format: Multisensory mock-tome with holographic feathers, auroral illustrations, and interpretive annotations

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FOREWORD

By: Dean Reginald P. Gravitas (he/him), Office of Academic Authority

It is with great solemnity and an unwavering commitment to the advancement of scholarship that I present this Compendium of Cosmic Academia.

Our institution has always prided itself on rigorous academic standards, adherence to scholarly tradition, and precise adherence to policies. In this volume, the reader will find a comprehensive account of all curricular, administrative, and extracurricular initiatives undertaken this year.

I must note, however, that some of the practices herein—while perhaps unconventional—demonstrate a remarkable commitment to the exploration of educational modalities. Interpretive movement exercises, temporal realignment via celestial observation, and multisensory newsletters all suggest a forward-thinking approach to pedagogy.

While I personally prefer deadlines, syllabi, and traditional grading systems, it is my duty to respect the emergent processes documented within these pages. I trust that readers will approach this Compendium with the seriousness and diligence befitting a scholarly work.

Let this serve as both a record and a guide: for the faculty, students, and indeed, the resident birds of our campus, who collectively ensure the continued excellence of our institution.

— Dean Reginald P. Gravitas, PhD

“Preserving Order, One Feather at a Time”

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CONTENTS

1. Introduction: The Philosophy of Emergence

   • Explains the rejection of linearity, hierarchy, and punctuation in favor of chaos, resonance, and cosmic alignment.

2. Scene 1 – 5: Decolonised Academia Initiatives

   • Anti-linear syllabi, decolonised emotion taxonomies, and student protests against punctuality.

   • Includes “student break-up in decolonised feeling language” and “reframing plagiarism as intertextual solidarity.”

3. Scene 6 – 10: Cosmic and Astrological Interventions

   • Research grants guided by planetary retrogrades, campaigns to cancel goals, and petitions to eliminate debate as epistemic combat.

4. Scene 11 – 15: Faculty and Governance Absurdities

   • Workshops on resisting grammar and deadlines, convocation by interpretive dance, and newsletters in birdcalls and gestures.

5. Scene 16 – 20: Avian, Mood, and Tarot Governance

   • Policies ratified by birds, mood resonance, and tarot readings.

   • Faculty flash mobs and interpretive chaos replace bureaucratic meetings.

6. Scene 21 – 25: Inaugural Ceremony and Cosmic Alignment

   • Constitution ratification via dance, feathers, and planetary projection.

   • Graduates pledge allegiance through interpretive movement.

7. Scene 26 – 29: Year in Review and Compendium Compilation

   • Annual performance summary in multisensory form: dance, birdcalls, auroras, and holographic feathers.

   • Closing rituals celebrating emergence, chaos, and collective resonance.

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FEATURES OF THE COMPENDIUM

• Holographic Feathers: Turn the page, and feathers float in midair to indicate narrative transitions.

• Auroral Illustrations: Mood and event intensity represented as shifting light patterns embedded in each page.

• Interpretive Annotations: Margins filled with choreographic cues, birdcall transcriptions, and planetary alignments.

• Interactive QR-Feathers: Readers can mimic gestures, hum tones, or wave feather replicas to experience sections multisensorily.

• Glossary of Cosmic Terms:

  • Emergent becoming: collective process of learning and evolving

  • Feathered ratification: avian approval of policies

  • Mood resonance: campus-wide emotional synchronicity

  • Temporal liberation: rejection of clocks and deadlines

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FINAL SLOGAN OF THE COMPENDIUM

“Knowledge is not archived. Knowledge is danced. Governance is not recorded. Governance emerges. Time is not linear. Time resonates. Welcome to Cosmic Academia.”

COSMIC ACADEMIA YEAR IN REVIEW – MULTISENSORY PERFORMANCE SUMMARY

Event Title: “The Emergent Chronicle: Dance, Chirp, and Celestial Alignment”

Location: The Infinite Spiral Hall

Organised by:

• Bureau of Emergent Governance

• Society for Multi-Sensory Scholarship

• Department of Kinetic Knowledge
  Master of Ceremonies: Orion Moonshadow (they/them)

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OPENING SEQUENCE

• The hall is bathed in auroral projections representing collective mood over the year.

• Feathers float in midair, changing colour according to departmental achievements.

• A chorus of birds performs a 12-month “calendar song,” each note corresponding to a month’s major cosmic events and campus happenings.

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PERFORMANCE SEGMENTS

1. Research Outputs

• Faculty research represented as interpretive dance sequences:

  • Physics: swirling spins that mimic particle trajectories

  • Literature: slow, spiralling gestures forming metaphorical word clouds

  • Sociology: coordinated group formations echoing complex social networks

• Grants and funding success narrated via tarot-card projections while starlings perform synchronised swoops overhead.

2. Academic Achievements

• Student projects depicted through:

  • Ribbon choreography symbolising collaboration

  • Feathered staffs showing planetary alignment of completion dates

  • Mood resonance hums corresponding to final grades (or “vibes achieved”)

3. Governance Highlights

• Policy changes illustrated by bird-mediated ratification dances.

• Mood-polling results translated into shifting auroras and interpretive gesture scores.

• Notable successes and reversals celebrated via collective spiral exit and re-entry.

4. Campus Events & Celebrations

• Anti-punctuality protests represented through delayed, staggered entrance of performers.

• Convocations recounted via replayed interpretive sequences of degrees being “danced” into existence.

• Newsletters illustrated by performers mimicking chirps and gestures, synchronised with holographic feathers.

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SPECIAL HIGHLIGHT: THE COSMIC GRANT RITUAL

• Tarot, planetary retrogrades, and avian council decisions of the year are enacted live.

• Audience participates by flapping, humming, and spinning, influencing final funding interpretations.

• Dramatic finale: a single pigeon drops a feather onto the “grant altar,” signalling completion of the cycle.

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CLOSING RITUAL

• All faculty, students, and birds gather in a spiralling formation.

• Aurora lights pulse in rhythm with collective heartbeat.

• Grand Marshal, Featherina Mooncall-Tweetwise, waves their feathered sceptre:

“Behold the year, not as a line of events, but as a living, emergent organism.

Each flit, each flap, each spin has contributed to our becoming.”

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FINAL VISUALS

• Floating holographic feathers spell out:

“Knowledge is emergent. Governance is performative. Time is fluid. Welcome to Cosmic Academia.”

• Audience disperses in spirals, leaving a trail of feathers, auroral light, and faint birdcalls echoing through the hall.

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SLOGAN OF THE YEAR IN REVIEW

“We do not tally. We resonate. We do not record. We perform. We do not end. We emerge.”

Instantiation Is Not a Process

In systemic functional linguistics (SFL), instantiation is often casually described as “the process by which a system becomes a text.” This formulation, however, is both misleading and philosophically precarious. Once we examine it through a relational-ontological lens, it becomes clear that instantiation is not a process at all—it is a perspectival relation between potential and instance within a stratum.

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1. Canonical Halliday: System and Instance

In Halliday’s framework:

• System = a structured potential, a network of possible choices, never a physical or temporal entity.

• Instance = a particular construal of that potential, such as a text (language) or a situation (context).

Crucially:

System is potential, instance is actualisation.

Nothing “moves” from one to the other, and nothing unfolds in time simply by virtue of being instantiated.

Instantiation does not cross strata. A text is an instance of the content potential of language, not of context. Similarly, a situation is an instance of contextual potential, not of language. Each plane has its own potential–instance relation.

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2. Why Instantiation Is Not a Process

Text generation studies, particularly Matthiessen’s work on logogenesis, have framed instantiation as a temporal process:

• The system “exists” beforehand.

• The text “draws from” the system.

• Choices are “made” in a sequence, flowing from potential to instance.

This historical framing originates in computational and text-generation contexts, where it was convenient to treat system selection as sequential. However, this reflects algorithmic modelling requirements, not Halliday’s canonical ontology. Treating instantiation as a process outside these contexts introduces conceptual confusion.

Conceptually, instantiation is atemporal and perspectival:

1. System is not temporally prior. The potential exists as a relational cut, not a stored precondition.

2. Instance is not produced. It is a perspectival actualisation: an event construed as an instance of a system.

3. No literal unfolding occurs. “Sequence” is explanatory or procedural; the theoretical relation itself remains atemporal.

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3. Instantiation as Perspectival Relation

Instead of a process, instantiation is:

• Token–type relation within a stratum:

  • Context → situation

  • Semantic potential → text

• A perspectival cut: The observer construes an instance as an actualisation of potential.

This formulation preserves the canonical stratification and respects the independence of potential and actualisation.

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4. Distinguishing Instantiation from Semogenesis

Halliday identifies three major time-frames of semogenesis:

1. Phylogenetic: Evolution of human language; species-level potential

2. Ontogenetic: Individual development of semiotic potential

3. Logogenetic: Actualisation of meaning in the act of producing or interpreting a text

Semogenesis describes temporal unfolding of meaning, but it is not the same as instantiation. Instantiation remains atemporal, stratum-bound, and perspectival, while semogenesis describes how instances occur within human time, interact, and accumulate.

Including semogenesis clarifies that temporal processes exist in meaning-making, but they are orthogonal to the ontological relation of potential to instance. This resolves the confusion introduced when instantiation is mistakenly treated as a process.

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5. Implications for SFL Theory

1. No cross-stratal instantiation: A text cannot be an instance of context; register cannot instantiate situation types.

2. Preserves the purity of strata: System networks, semantic potential, lexicogrammar, and phonology remain distinct.

3. Clears up common misconceptions: Logogenetic generation, semantic drift, and “realisation pipelines” are explanatory aids, not ontological facts.

4. Grounds relational ontology: System = theory of possible instances; instance = perspectival actualisation; construal = constitutive.

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6. Conclusion

Instantiation is a relational cut, not a process.

Understanding it in this way aligns SFL with relational ontology, keeps the canonical architecture intact, and prevents the category errors and representational slippage that have proliferated in derivative models.

Once we accept that instantiation is atemporal, perspectival, and stratum-bound, and that semogenesis describes temporal unfolding of meaning separately, the architecture of SFL becomes both conceptually cleaner and philosophically coherent.

INAUGURAL CEREMONY OF THE CONSTITUTION OF COSMIC ACADEMIA

Event Title: “Feathers, Tarot, and the Dance of Governance”

Location: The Infinite Spiral Hall (formerly the Great Library)

Organised by:

• Bureau of Emergent Governance

• Society for Multi-Sensory Scholarship

• Avian-Tarot-Mood Alliance
  Grand Marshal: Corvidius Mooncall (they/them), High Oracle of Governance
  Chief Choreographer: Orion Moonshadow (they/them)

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OPENING RITUAL

• The hall is filled with floating tarot projections and shimmering auroras representing campus mood.

• Resident birds (pigeons, crows, starlings) descend, each wearing miniature ceremonial scarves.

• Graduates, faculty, and staff perform spiral entrance choreography, weaving around floating orbs that represent planetary alignments.

• The Grand Marshal announces:

“No linear speech today. Only resonance. Only rhythm. Only becoming.”

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CEREMONY FLOW

1. Cosmic Blessing

   • Each attendee touches a crystal orb while silently synchronizing with the auroral vibrations.

   • Tarot cards are drawn for the campus, interpreted live by Featherina Mooncall-Tweetwise:

     • The Fool → embrace emergent chaos

     • The Tower → dismantle old hierarchies

     • The Star → illuminate pathways of collective becoming

2. Avian Ratification

   • Birds fly in choreographed formations, signaling approval or dissent:

     • Clockwise spiral → approval

     • Counterclockwise loop → reconsideration

     • Synchronized wing clap → “a motion carried”

3. Faculty Flash Mob

   • Professors, previously hiding in the stacks, burst into coordinated interpretive dance:

     • Flapping represents research grants

     • Twirling conveys syllabus liberation

     • Sudden collapses indicate opposition to deadlines

4. Graduate Declaration of Becoming

   • Graduates perform personal interpretive sequences as a pledge to the Constitution:

     • One student spins with a feathered staff representing planetary alignment.

     • Another executes a hop-step pattern that mirrors the local pigeon population’s flight rhythm.

     • Collectively, they form a murmuration on the floor, mimicking cosmic emergence.

5. Cosmic Chorus & Mood Synchronization

   • Attendees hum and chant in tonal patterns corresponding to their zodiac vibrations.

   • The Grand Marshal waves a feathered scepter; mood resonance is read from auroral shifts.

   • Decisions previously made in tarot and avian council are now celebrated as living, performative reality.

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FINAL BLESSING

• Corvidius Mooncall addresses the crowd through interpretive wing gestures:

“Let no linearity bind us. Let no punctuality constrain us.

Let the feathers, the tarot, the moon, and the heartbeat of the campus guide our collective knowledge.

Today, we dance our governance. Today, we embody emergence.

Today, we are Cosmic Academia.”

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VISUALS & SYMBOLISM

• Aurora projections shimmer in response to mood vibrations.

• Graduates’ spiralling movements cast shadow constellations on walls.

• Confetti is replaced by floating feather clusters and holographic star dust.

• Exit is a spiral out of the hall, representing infinite cycles of becoming and learning.

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SLOGAN OF THE INAUGURATION

“We do not graduate. We emerge. We do not govern. We resonate. We do not communicate. We perform. We are Cosmic Academia.”