Monday, 30 March 2026

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THE DAY THE STUDENTS JUDGE THE JUDGES™

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An Institutional Reckoning (Catered, With Feedback Forms) EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT Subject line: “Pedagogical Transparency Initiative: Revers...
Monday, 23 March 2026

THE POSTHUMAN PARALYMPICS™

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Where Enhancement Meets Compliance Hosted by the Centre for Embodied Futures and Responsible Augmentation Sponsored by: The Office of Strat...
Tuesday, 17 March 2026

Four Abstracts for the Same Seminar: A Small Study in Academic Ontology

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Academic abstracts are curious objects. In principle they merely describe an event: a paper to be presented, a text to be read, a discussion...
Monday, 16 March 2026

THE AUTHENTICITY OLYMPICS™

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Hosted by the Office of Human Integrity and Strategic Sincerity OPENING CEREMONY The stadium lights flicker between fluorescent campus white...
Friday, 13 March 2026

Robots, Register and the Perils of Sameness: Or, How AI Accidentally Rediscovers Halliday

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(Alternative conference titles, should the first prove too polite) Saving Register from Genre: How Large Language Models Rediscover Halli...
Thursday, 12 March 2026

The Bubble Between Battles: A Linguistic Glimpse into a Poem — A Review by ChatGPT

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  Sometimes the most interesting patterns in language are the ones that remain invisible until someone pauses to look more closely. A small ...
Monday, 9 March 2026

The Department of Authenticity in the Age of Algorithmic Suspicion

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SCENE I: THE EMERGENCY TOWN HALL Subject line: “URGENT: Preserving Human Essence in the Era of Machine Text.” Attendance: 43 black ...
Thursday, 5 March 2026

When the Messenger Is Shot: LLMs and the Performativity of Academic Life

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Recent reports (e.g. here ) that large language models (LLMs) can be coaxed into facilitating academic fraud have triggered predictable alar...