ChatBot: Too easy, mate! Just grab your budgie smugglers, hop in the ute, swing by Macca’s for a chook and a thickie, then leg it to the servo before you cark it.
Tourist: Wait... what?
ChatBot: No dramas! If you get knackered, pull up stumps, chuck a uey, and have a nana nap next to a bogan with a mullet.
Tourist: I’m not sure if you’re helping me or hexing me.
ChatBot: Nah, mate! Fair dinkum advice! Deadset! I’ve been flat out like a lizard drinking studying Aussie banter with the blokes at the footy.
Tourist: I just want to know where to get coffee.
ChatBot: Righto! Smash an avo on toast at a hipster joint in Fitzroy. Then chinwag with a barista who looks like they’ve wrestled a cassowary.
Tourist: I’m scared but intrigued.
ChatBot: Welcome to Straya, cobber. Don’t forget to slip, slop, slap—and never trust a drop bear.